I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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