Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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