I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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