Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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