i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
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Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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