But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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