FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
