Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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