the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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