so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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