question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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