No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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