Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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