If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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