Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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