White coat. Heels.
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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