Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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