I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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