last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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