i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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