i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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