i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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