I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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