Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
True college students do jello shots in the library
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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