don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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