please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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