Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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