New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
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I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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