It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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