dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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