you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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