Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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