I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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