YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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