I think my vagina is haunted
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
