after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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