It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hate all girls vehemently.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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