I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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