Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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