It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Drake has all the answers
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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