were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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