Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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