Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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