after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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