I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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