Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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