I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
So much rum. So many feels.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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