I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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