and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Come on in and take your pants off
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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