One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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