i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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