I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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