He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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