We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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