I love black thongs
do herpes really smell.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
