You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
A bitchslap is in order.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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